I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen
Does anyone ever get that feeling in your chest like when something sad happens like you can physically feel the pain and you feel your throat becoming thick and your words get caught and you cant really talk and you feel like crying but you cant and it just hurts
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE FUNNIEST FUCKING LINE IN THIS MOVIE I CRY EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I WATCH IT
When I was younger I was in love with Peter Pan. Whenever I was sad I would just imagine him taking me away to Neverland so we could be together forever.
Submitted by anonymous.
so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT
shit is that paparazzi
act cool martin
This is twelve times funnier if you read it in reverse order